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Biologist PZ Myers tortured Jesus.
Well, he drove a nail into a communion wafer (as well as pages of the Muslim Qur’an and Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion), then threw it out with a banana and coffee grounds. For his sacrilege, he says, the atheist professor got thousands of e-mails from angry Christians, some threatening, some [...]
While Catholics and Jews get to mix their religion with plenty of culture, Protestants get mocked for their utter lack of it. At least we, or the Mormons anyway, now have some fetish porn of our own. It’s “Latter Day Sinners,” a feature-length gay porn DVD about two Mormon boys who fool around when Mom’s [...]
The American Family Association is boycotting McDonald’s.
“This boycott is not about hiring homosexuals,” says BoycottMcDonalds.com. “It is not about homosexuals eating at McDonald’s. It is not about how homosexual employees are treated.”
It’s because “McDonald’s has taken up the rhetoric of gay activists, suggesting those who oppose same-sex marriage (SSM) are motivated by hate.”
In other words, [...]
A Muslim Law Professor explains that tomatos and cucumbers cannot be placed near each other in produce stands in Baghdad, for fear of whipping! A vendor explains:
“Look at this,” the vegetable seller said to me, holding up a tomato. “What does it look like?”
“A tomato,” I said.
“Okay,” he relents, “what else might it resemble? Notice [...]
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It’s YouTube time! But it is also sad time. Because this short film from 2003 dramatizes a short story by Mark Twain, in which a messenger from God reveals the dark meaning of a patriotic prayer.
(Full text of “The War Prayer”)
Of course, many modern evangelical churches would never pray for military [...]
Oklahoma Commissioner Brent Rinehart runs a crooked campaign, comes under fire, blames it all on a conspiracy of homosexuals, liberal do gooders, and good ol’ boys. Then, he writes and illustrates a hilariously defensive and paranoid comic strip and mails it to his constituents. The surreal screed is littered with self-righteousness, desperate ad hominem attacks insane [...]
Turns out John Lennon was always a ‘big fan’ of Jesus, according to an unearthed interview.
He blames “the hypocrites” for being too “uptight” in reacting to his comments. “If the Beatles get on the side of Christ, which they always were, and let people know that, then maybe the churches won’t be full, but there’ll [...]
A crazy pastor is setting up a worldwide shofar jam session. From World Net Daily:
You know how at sporting events they have “the wave” where one group starts it and then it cycles all the way around back to the beginning? Do you remember how at the year 2000 they showed on television all the [...]
When I was eleven, I went to my first rock concert. I went to see the Newsboys in Pittsburgh with my church youth group. During the concert , a bunch of us moshed. It was a weak approximation, culled from images seen on MTV. Let’s just say, the Newsboys weren’t exactly Minor Threat.
Riding home in [...]
