A crazy pastor is setting up a worldwide shofar jam session. From World Net Daily:
You know how at sporting events they have “the wave” where one group starts it and then it cycles all the way around back to the beginning? Do you remember how at the year 2000 they showed on television all the New Year celebrations going on around the world as the new millennium began? …
Let’s have an around the world shofar assembly in every time zone on the Feast of Trumpets at sunset announcing to Messiah we are awake and anxiously anticipating His return. What a dress rehearsal! Won’t that stir His heart?
For those who ain’t heard, a shofar is a horn that was historically blown by the Jews during celebrations and war. When I was a kid, our church was shaken up when a collective of shofar enthusiasts attempted to hijack our worship services by blowing the shofars in order to “declare war” on evil spirits or whatever. After a year or so of this, enough people got so sick of the shrill, annoying roar of the shofar that the church leadership decided to ban their use. A bunch of people got mad and left the church permanently. Shofars are the best!
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Ugh, enough already.
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