Heidi Montag “has always felt this crazy connection to God” and is prepping a new Christian rock album. No, really. The press is giving her a hard time because she allegedly told everyone about a fellow celeb’s sex tape. Don’t worry Heidi, “blessed are those…”
Lyrics from her last album!
But you got me feelin’ so naughty
Make me wanna show you my body
Make you wanna take it all off me
I can’t wait no more
Hurry up now baby come find me
Don’t you know that I’m goin’ crazy
You’re the only one who can save me
What you waitin’ for?
Hot! Maybe she should get some advice from CCM crossover and pastor’s kid Katy “I Kissed a Girl” Perry. For your pleasure, lyrics from Katy’s single, “UR So Gay”:
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading HemingwayYou’re so gay and you don’t even like penis
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